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Pseudo-snuff : Best horror movies of the 21st century

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Date: Wednesday Oct. 31, 2007 10:42 AM ET

Numbed by years of sick slashers and sadistic gore, 21st century moviegoers got jolted out of their horror complacency by a devilish new breed of cult killers.

As low-budget bone-chillers pushed "R" ratings to new extremes, Hollywood horror movies moved to a disturbing new dark side in 2000. From backpacking tourists tortured with unimaginable violence to mutant cannibals who tore into suburban America, pseudo-snuff horror-porn became the new measure of modern day terror.

The Ring (2002)

The Ring (2002)

A remake of Japan's ultra-creepy "Ringu" (1998), Hollywood spun this subconscious-jarring flick to shake American moviegoers in a big way. Like the original, a journalist (Naomi Watts) investigates a mysterious videotape that has killed four teenagers, including her niece.

Dismissing their deaths as accidents, she scoffs at the urban legend that viewers will die seven days after watching the tape's mesmerizing horrors. Yet after she and her son watch it, she races against the clock to lift its curse and save their lives.

Unlike earlier films, "The Ring" grips audiences without going the gory, horror-porn route. But like the new century in which it was made, its truly disturbing chills come from watching an isolated human being take on a world of hidden terrors.


FearDotCom (2002)

FearDotCom (2002)

Preceding many of the decade's true news stories about people endangered because of dabbling with the Internet, "FearDotCom" dishes up a plot that makes ordinary Joe's think twice about entering any online site. In this fright fest four bodies are found in New York City.

All the victims died within 48 hours after logging onto a site named feardotcom. A tough cop sets out to solve the mysterious deaths. Yet the only way to discover feardotcom's link to the crimes is to enter the site itself. It's spine-tingler that haunts audiences most with is real message: be forewarned, rather than bewitched, by what lurks within cyberspace.


The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

While many remakes turn out badly, this re-telling of the '70s cult classic makes the grade in gruesomely fine form. As some young friends head to a Dallas concert, they take a shortcut across a tiny, isolated town. Despite their better judgment, they pick up a distraught woman who shoots herself before their eyes.

Assuming that the nice country folk will rush to their aid the spooked crew comb the town for help, completely unaware they've been marked for death by a chainsaw-wielding psycho with a heart-stopping mug. Stalked by the madman and a family of cannibals, these do-gooders run for their lives. Yet as audiences discover, this down-home inhospitality isn't so easy to escape.


The Grudge (2004)

The Grudge (2004)

Inspired again by money-making J-horror (aka scary Japanese film), Hollywood hired "Ju-on" director Takashi Shimizu to Americanize this moody spine-tingler. After a young exchange student (Sarah Michelle Gellar) moves to Tokyo, she helps an elderly woman in a semi-catatonic state.

Yet the American do-gooder senses something evil lurking in this poor woman's home. With bodies suddenly dropping like flies about her, the spooked student takes on this vengeful supernatural force. While watching Gellar may lack the slasher thrills of the '90s, this surreal nightmare will still keep die-hard horror buffs awake at night.


Saw (2004)

In this hellish hit and all its lucrative sequels, director James Wan served up a feverish new level of grisly scares. Playing on the extreme partyer's darkest fears, two men awake chained to a bathroom pipe - and with a dead body lying between them.

As they come to they realize they're in the lair of serial killer named Jigsaw - a calculating fiend who gets his giggles by concocting devious deathtraps for random victims. Giving his captives their gruesome challenge - namely, kill one another before nightfall - Jigsaw's prey set out to outsmart their hellish host. But as in any taut race against the clock, no one knows who'll reap the last thrill.


The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

In this remake of Wes Craven's classic, Alexandra Aja dishes out enough blood-soaked antics to make even the most desensitized horror buffs cringe with fright.  While travelling to California in a trailer, a family takes a shortcut through New Mexico - one that leads them to an abandoned gas station. Filled with a foreboding, the family spends the night there. Mistake #1. Faster than they can whistle Britney Spears' "Toxic," they're trapped by a rampaging group of deformed cannibal psychos.

Thanks to nuclear tests done on the site decades before, these killers have a taste for fresh meet -- and we're not talking caribou. While some might see this flick as merely a remake, "The Hills Have Eyes" wields enough grisly twists to scare modern moviegoers out of their wits.


Hostel (2005)

Hostel (2005)

A controversial little fright fest, director Eli Roth made waves with this xenophobic tale about three American backpackers who get locked out of their Amsterdam hostel. Thanks to one caring stranger, the pleasure-seeking men hear of a nearby hostel filled with women hotter than the noon day sun.

But as in anything in life that's too good to be true, this backpacker's paradise has a definite down side. The tourists quickly morph from happy campers to terrorized prey, shaking audiences up with the graphic physical, mental and sexual torture they endure. "Hostel" may have stirred up emotions with its uncompromising brutality and homophobic undertones. But it's to die for.


The Devil's Rejects (2005)
The Devil's Rejects (2005)

In this sequel to Rob Zombie's "House of 1000 Corpses" (2003), the Texas State Police raid the evil Firefly home. With several officers dead and three of the Firefly killers on the run, the murderous trio head on a deadly road trip, leaving dozens of mangled bodies in their wake. 

Just as Zombie intended, this grim little grab bag of sadistic violence grabs people by the throat. For some it's an exploitation flick at best. For others "The Devil's Rejects" is horror heaven.


The Descent (2005)
The Descent (2005)

One of the first harrowing, all-female horror flicks, "The Descent" marked new cinematic ground by pitting hot chicks against unfathomable terrors - and none of them undress for gratuitous sex. A letdown for some, this taut tale about a caving trek gone wrong still serves up enough ample thrills to titillate moviegoers.

Trapped underground after a freak collapse, the film's athletic beauties are suddenly pursued by bloodthirsty cave creatures. They fight. They scream. These girls run for their lives. But this flick's real horrors come once the women's friendships sour. Turned into mortal foes, their fear for one another and what it inspires isn't pretty.

"28 Days Later"? "Dark Water"? Or maybe it's "Shaun of the Dead"? Tell us your picks for the best horror of the fledgling century.
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S.R.
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You guys have way too much time on your hands.


Geoff
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Sadly, I disagree with quite a few of the entries. The "remakes" of The ring, and the grudge shouldn't be included, for they are just cash-grabs and the originals were far better, also Hostel was a total let down.
however, I was delighted to see "The Descent" included for it is a great film. someone else mention the Exorcism of Emily Rose, and I agree it jolted me a few times and the story has creep-factor all over it!


Miss C
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I love being SCARED and am very claustrophobic.
THIS WAS THE BEST IN A VERY LONG TIME.


Kristie P
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High Tension should be on the list. That movie freaked me out (and I love horror movies). I highly recommend it. I didn't like fear dot com at all. Also the decent was pretty lack luster in my opionon as well.


Rob P
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I love a good ghorro movie, and for some odd rason the Ring scared me so much that I can never watch it again. It was the damn video playing on the tap, something about it creeped me out.


David
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This selection is so poor it looks like someone went through the horror section playing eeny meeny miney moe... FEARDOTCOM scary? I think not. THE HILLS HAVE EYES? That movie was terrible on too many levels, but mainly just trying to be more graphic than scary. HOSTEL? The same as THE HILLS HAVE EYES and finally THE DESCENT I think was not only a terrible horror movie, but a terrible movie all together.

Where is "Pet Semetary"?


Amber
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High Tension is another great horror movie not on this list. Not only is it gory but has a phsycological twist at the end. One of my fav slasher flicks of all time.


Matt - Maphewz
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Hmmm is it worth to mention Ginger Snaps?


Lisa
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Definitely 28 Days Later & The Exorcism of Emily Rose - that girl who played Emily came up with the creepiest facial contortions that still freak me out just in memory!

Mr. Brooks was wonderfully creepy and 1408 & Pan's Labyrinth were pretty good too! Shaun of the Dead is brilliant spoof, but I wouldn't say it was scary...


Chris Stoneburg
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I definatly agree on The Exorsism of Emily Rose. It was the first movie that ever made me scream in a movie theatre. Saw IV was also amazingly creepy, however it was more gore than story line. But, where is the remake of Ammityville Horror.


Kate
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The House on Haunted Hill & Jeepers Creepers


jim
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I think your bang on with the Ring. After seeing it I was afraid to watch TV by my self in my basement rec room for some time.


bernie
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Agree with Bryan, "The Exorcism of Emily Rose" should be there, very creepy. Glad to see that "The descent" was there, loved the ending.


Dude Buckshot
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I rarely comment on this sort of thing, but feardotcom is so bad it ruined The Ring for me. I don't understand how two movies with exactly the same plot/murderology can be listed right after the other.


Lex
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I'm glad 28 days later is mentioned, if only at the end. In my opinion it was the best horror movie I've ever seen. Not very gory, so it doesn't make you cringe in disgust... it's just plain scary. It's the only horror movie I ever watched twice.


Bryan
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The Exorcism of Emily Rose is one of the few movies that have really given me creepy feelings. This should be on the list over some of these others. Plus, my wife really enjoyed the remake of Dawn of the Dead starring Canada's own Sarah Polley. She says it's the best zombie movie ever.


Anne Lake
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I thought that "Night of the Living Dead" was the scariest horror
movie that I have ever seen.
I had nightmares for weeks after.


CM
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Where are the zombie movies? 28 Days Later is one of the best recent zombie movies and should definitely be on this list!


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