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33 greatest quotes from great horror movies

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Date: Wednesday Mar. 5, 2008 4:23 PM ET

For more than a century, Hollywood horror flicks have shivered our timbers to sheer perfection. We squeal. We scream. We love every minute of it -- and the delicious one-liners that haunt us long after the last body's been buried.

Boisterous demons, psychopathic murderers, and marauding monsters may curdle our blood with their bad, bad ways. But Hollywood's best film fiends also get the famous last word at times, serving up a litany of shriek-starters that we all love reciting when the spirit moves us.


"Look! It's moving. It's alive. It's alive... It's alive, it's moving, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, IT'S ALIVE!
Frankenstein (1931)

"I am Dracula. I bid you welcome."
Dracula (1931)

"Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with?"
The Mummy (1932)

 "I think we'll start with a reign of terror."
The Invisible Man (1933)

"The phone is dead. Do you hear that, Vitus? Even the phone is dead."
The Black Cat (1934)

"If only it was the picture that was to grow old, and I remain young. There's nothing in the world I wouldn't give for that. Yes, I would give even my soul for it."
The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

"We medicals have a better way than that. When we dislike a friend of ours, we dissect him."
The Body Snatcher (1945)

"Let's let our friend here rest in peace...while he can."
The Curse of Frankenstein (1957) 

"Help me! Help meeeee!"
The Fly (1958)

"We all go a little mad sometimes... Haven't you?"
Psycho (1960)

"This is no dream! This is really happening!"
Rosemary's Baby (1968)

"Love means never having to say you're ugly."
The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)

"What an excellent day for an exorcism."
The Exorcist (1973)

"What did he do to make this house so evil, Mr. Fischer?"
"Drug addiction, alcoholism, sadism, beastiality, mutilation, murder, vampirism, necrophilia, cannibalism, not to mention a gamut of sexual goodies. Shall I go on?"
The Legend of Hell House (1973)

"Hallo. Vould you like a roll in ze hay?
Young Frankenstein (1974)

Jaws
"Smile, you son of a b--h!"
Jaws (1975)

"We have to convince the little housewife out there that the tomato that ate the family pet is not dangerous!"
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978)

"It's Halloween, everyone's entitled to one good scare."
Halloween (1978)

"Without me, Transylvania will be as exciting as Bucharest...on a Monday night."
Love at First Bite (1979)

"Children of the night, shut up!"
Love at First Bite (1979)

 "He-e-e-e-re's Johnnie!"
The Shining (1980)

 "Meats meat, and a man's gotta eat."
Motel Hell (1980)

 "I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!"
An American Werewolf in London (1981)

"Whatever you do, don't fall asleep."
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Jaws
"Get away from her, you b-tch."
Aliens (1986)

"No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering."
Hellraiser (1987)

"Good, bad, Im the one with the gun. Come git some!"
Army of Darkness (1991)

"Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?"
Scream (1996)

"I see dead people."
The Sixth Sense (1999)

"Suicide is like...the ultimate f**k you."
Ginger Snaps (2000)

"I'm here to kick a-s and chew gum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
They Live (1988)

"Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant f--kin' Mark Twain s--t. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."
The Devil's Rejects (2005)

"That cold ain't the weather, that's death approaching."
30 Days of Night (2007)

We've surely missed some great ones. Tell us.
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Strepsi
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Joan Crawford and Bette Davis in Whatever Happened to baby Jane?
"You wouldn't treat me so horribly if I weren't in this wheelchair."
"But ya ARE in that wheelchair!"


Matt -Maphewz
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Aliens Best Quote:

Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our a--es kicked, ... That's it man, game over man, game over!

-Bill Paxton


Richard
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Army of darkness

Possessed Witch: You found me beautiful once...
Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!


Larsen
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First I play wif mommy,
Then Judd came;
We had an awful good time;
NOW I WANT TO PLAY WIF YOUUUU!!!


Little Gage from Pet Semetary


horrorfan79
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How, oh how could you miss:

"They're coming to get you Barbara"

CLASSIC!


Shelley
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psychic: Are you the child killed by the coal cart?
ghost: My name Joseph Carmichael

from the Changeling


Ray - London
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Buster: I just killed my wife. Is that bad?

Leland: Hey, these things happen.

-Needful Things-


Michael
said
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Bush for President? You can't be serious!


cdavies
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Det. Thorn: It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!

Soylent Green(1973)


Stefanie
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Late last night and the night before,
Tommyknockers, Tommyknockers, knocking at the door.
I want to go out, don't know if I can,
'Cause I'm so afraid of the Tommyknocker man.


Stephen King ~ TommyKnockers


JSG
said
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Leezard, Leezard, Leezard

The Taco Bell Chihuahua referring to Godzilla in a 1998 commercial


Rob P
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You see this... this is my BOOM stick!!

Army of Darkness (1991)


M.A.
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"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops!"

Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)



Daniel
said
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* retreat, retreat lets get the hell out of here*
- Army of Darkness


Al
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"By the cracking of my thumbs,
Smething wicked this way comes.

Not sure about source....but very evil


Raymond Leung
said
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God is not with you, priest!

From:
Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)


Julien
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"Sorry Clarice, I'm having a friend for Dinner"

Silence of the Lambs


John
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"Your suffering will be legendary....even in Hell"!!

Hellraiser II


kris pittman
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"It's all for you Damien, it's all for you."

-The Omen


oh also Nice work on the "They Live" quotation.


kris pittman
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"Tour suffering will be legendary, even in hell!"

-Pinhead (Hellraiser)


Kris Pittman
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"What kind of thing wants you to eat it?!"

-Slither (2006)


DB
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The infamous quote typed over and over, "All work and no play, makes Jack a dull boy". - The Shining

Also from The Shining -
When Mr. Grady says to Jack, "...and when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I "corrected" her.



Steve
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We are the Knights who say NI!
The Holy Grail


Dave
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"They're Heeeeeeeeeeere!"

-Poltergeist


Bob D.
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"They're here"

Poltergeist


derek fernie
said
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How can you not include:
Heeeerrrreee's Johnny!

The Shining 1980


Chris
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"Psychos? Psychos? Did they look like psychos? Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them. I don't care how f***ing crazy they are."

George Clooney as Seth Gecko

From Dusk Till Dawn


Andrew
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" I'm cold,I'm wet and I'm Just Plain Scared"
Janet" The Rocky Horror Picture Show"


Janus
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It's astounding, time is fleeting, madness takes its toll.
-- Riff Raff in The Rocky Horror Picture Show


Ann
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Lestat: "Claudia, what have I told you?"

Claudia: "Never in the house?"

~Interview With the Vampire


Scott
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"GARBAGE DAY!?!?!"
- Silent Night Deadly Night 2


G
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No beer and no TV make Homer... something something.

... go crazy..?

DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!

(Okay, I know it's not from a movie, but it parodies one)


Happy Hallowe'en evwrybody!


Laurel
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"Gavin thinks some sinister force is taking over the Cradle Bay meatheads . . . You know, evil. Nowhere to turn, no one to trust, altogether ooky."
Disturbing Behavior

The famous quote from The Shining was apparently not in the script. It was ad-libbed by Jack Nicholson. But it certainly ended up being well-known!


Phil
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Hellraiser: "Jesus Wept"


Geoff
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To Evan C.

That's actually Peter Jackson's "Dead Alive."

one of my favorites:
"Mother is name for God that lives on the lips and hearts of all children. Your daughter needs you."

The Crow


Janet
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"Have you checked the children?"

When a stranger calls


MADHACKER
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COME CHILDREN..SIT DOWN..AND I WILL TELL YOU A TALE OF CHILLING HORROR!!

THE LIBRARIAN..HILARIOUS HOUSE OF FRIGHTENSTEIN (1974) : )


Mike
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"I'll f*ckin' finish you off faster than a f*ckin' birthday cake at a fat chick's f*ckin' birthday party!"

Undead


Rob
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"Here kitty, kitty, kitty"

Alien


Joe Haircut
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I've got some good news and some bad news. Your prom dates are here, bad news is they are dead.

Night of the Creeps


Tim
said
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Sometimes dead is betta.

Pet Semetary


Ziggy
said
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Silence of the Lambs,
"I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti"


Annie
said
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I never drink.....wine.


Bela Lugosi, Dracula



JIM
said
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"It's Billy"

Black Christmas


Ken
said
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Bill Paxton in Aliens: "Maybe you're not keeping up with current events, but we just got our a__es kicked, pal!"


kevin
said
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one of us know, gobble, gobble

Freaks (1932)


Steve
said
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Sheriff Malone: "That's a sparrow, alright"

The Birds (1963)


Evan C.
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"I kick A-- for the Lord"

Jedo Priest fighting Zombies.

Movie: House by the Cemetary?


Brenda
said
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Candy man, Candy man...


Geoff P.
said
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"Redrum...redrum...redrum..REDRUM...REDRUM...REDRUM!!!"


Pat S.
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"...seven, eight, gonna stay up late... nine, ten, never sleep again..."


Tim
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Jaws (1975)

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"


mangina
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from Nightmare on Elm Streeet: "One, two, Freddy's coming for you....three, four, better lock your door...five, six, grab your crucifix..."


shayne
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"All sorts of critters go into Farmer Vincent fritters"

Motel Hell


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