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Constance Droganes, entertainment writer, CTV.ca
Date: Wednesday Oct. 24, 2007 4:09 PM ET
Reacting against the liberal sexual politics of the '60s and '70s, slasher films of the 1980s were a killer for horny teens who couldn't keep their clothes on. Stalked, slit and slung up until some brave soul saved their remains, teens were, shall we say, the blood and guts of Hollywood horror during this decade.
Featuring superhuman psycho murderers who were, even on a good day, mad as hell, these teen-driven terror flicks spawned countless sequels throughout the decade that missed the murderous mark of their awesome originals. Yet even amidst these frightful failures, the juiciest gems of the eerie '80s commented on the deepest fears that darkened our minds: the threat of disease, nuclear war and the loss of our individualism in an ultra-consumer society.
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Friday the 13th (1980) |
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How this movie managed 10 sequels is a mystery. And why Kevin Bacon signed on (it's one of his earliest films) is also a puzzle. But when this bloody bit of Hollywood gore first splattered onto screens, audiences were awed by the gruesome gore inflicted upon the film's teen stars. |
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Inferno (1980) |
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In this sequel to the '70s classic "Suspiria," a young poet in New York buys an old book from a local antique dealer - a Latin diary describing a coven of witches called "The Three Mothers." Terrified that her apartment building is one of the coven houses, the woman pleads with her brother to abandon his studies in Rome and help her uncover this mystery. But before big bro is on the scene, strange things happen, including the girl's own death. |
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The Shining (1980) |
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An '80s masterpiece, Stanley Kubrick's classic marries the creepy atmosphere of a posh hotel closed for the winter with the spiraling madness of its new caretakers. Unlike other films of this decade, "The Shining" is surprisingly light on gore. But its real allure is in the nail-biting tension Kubrick dishes up as Jack Nicholson becomes unhinged. Dismembered twins. Deceased partygoers. A babe in the shower who suddenly goes corpse cold. It could all be figments of this caretaker's imagination (he's a frustrated novelist, after all). But as his inner world and the hotel's other worldly inhabitants collide, "The Shining" scores big-time for turning an idyllic retreat into the seat of true terror. |
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The Beyond (aka "E tu vivrai nel terrore - L'aldilą) (1981) |
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An Italian horror classic not to be missed, director Lucio Fulci gives audiences a bona fide fright fest in this tale about a woman who inherits a Louisiana hotel. Unbeknownst to her - and the others who come to mysterious ends upon entering the building - the hotel holds one of the doorways to hell. |
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Bloody Birthday (1981) |
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Almost as though it tore its killers right from newspaper headlines, three 10-year-olds are the stars of this little shocker. Born in 1970 at the height of a total eclipse, the cosmic alignment of the sun, moon and planets leaves no emotion in these kids-turned-cold blooded killers. But like any big secret, it's soon discovered by the neighbours next door (a girl and her little brother), who take on the terrorizing tots. |
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| The Howling (1981) |
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As the '70s came to an end, a killer shark scared the devil out of us, a hard-to-kill alien froze us with fear and a puke-projecting satanic spirit sent moviegoers screaming from theatres. But "The Howling" launched a new, albeit short-lived werewolf craze in the '80s. In this frightful flick, a TV newswoman and her husband head to a retreat in the woods. But strange things begin to happen in this idyllic little colony - ones that leave people howling at the moon. |
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The Evil Dead (1981) |
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Before Sam Raimi became the director of "Spider-Man" and its mega-budget sequels, he scored big-time with this '80s classic. Done with a thrilling hand that blends shock horror with humour, Raimi tells the tale of five young friends who head to a cabin in the woods. |
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| An American Werewolf in London (1981) |
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Two decades later, this werewolf flick and its monster-morphing special effects can still shake audiences to the bone. Two American students embark on a walking tour of England. But this backpacker's dream takes an unexpectedly bloody turn. Attacked by the ultimate stranger from abroad - a werewolf from hell - one man is torn to shreds. |
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| Basket Case (1982) |
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In this grim fright fest, a charming country bumpkin checks into a New York motel room with just one basket containing his surgically removed Siamese twin. He's a jealous little whiner, this physically deformed sidekick. More than that, he's the brains behind a campaign of revenge against all those he blames for his hideous carcass. |
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| Poltergeist (1982) |
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This '80s box-office bonanza scared up millions - and spooked audiences anew as an average family living in a normal neighborhood finds hell unleashed behind their own front door. Terrorized by a host of nasty newcomers from the wrong side of hell, they take on the demon spirits who've kidnapped their adorable little girl, Carol Anne. Angry trees, murderous dolls, a miniature-sized psychic - it's all part and parcel of this spooky pick that haunts our minds - and our closets. |
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| The Hunger (1983) |
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The first vampire flick to give the loneliness of the undead some MTV glam, Catherine Deneuve stars as the couture-clad lady Miriam - an ancient Egyptian bloodsucker who keeps her expired lovers in a room at the top of the stairs. When her current love (David Bowie) dies, Miriam seeks out his replacement (Susan Sarandon) and what transpires between them is a love scene that's not easy to forget. "The Hunger" may lack the blood and guts gracing other '80s horror flicks. But once you sink your teeth into this atmospheric classic you'll hunger for more. |
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| A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) |
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| Filled with enough pretty teen girls to drive any clawed killer mad, a group of friends find themselves tormented in their dreams by Freddy Krueger. Like the tumultuous world from which these babes are culled from, even in sleep there's no respite from the wicked forces waiting to do them harm. One by one Freddy picks off his victims, and no one can save them - not even the sand man. The sad sequels that followed were filled with crude teens, gratuitous sex and hair-raising Krueger moments. But Wes Craven's 1984 classic delivers a nightmare not easily forgotten. |
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| Re-Animator (1985) |
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There's gore galore in this campy horror classic, along with ample nudity and well-earned laughs. As '80s newspapers filled with astounding advances in science, "Re-Animator" stars, not surprisingly, a medical student out to reanimate the dead. Like any young man who thinks he knows it all, he argues with venerable professors about the eventuality of death. Desperate to prove his innovative but immoral experiments will revolutionize science, he digs up fresh corpses and brings them back to life. But his secret to eternal life has a hitch - one that no amount of science can fix. |
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| Night of the Creeps (1986) |
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Capitalizing on society's fear of AIDS and other strange new diseases, a science experiment gone terribly wrong drives this gory gem. Paying homage to everything from 1950s sci-fi horror to George Romero's killer zombies and earlier slasher films, a spaceship crashes to earth in 1959 and infects a fraternity youth. With his body frozen in a lab, the story fast-forwards to the mid-80s, where two young scientists thaw the boy out and let him loose on the college town. With the alien parasite passed on, the town's youth suddenly take a monstrous turn for the worst - and do it, at times, with a humour that camped up the screen long before "Scream" (1996). |
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| The Church ("La Chiesa") (1989) |
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Dario Argento serves up more memorable scares in this cult classic. In it a medieval church is built over dead bodies that the God-fearing townsfolk consider to be possessed. Hundreds of years later, a young librarian visits the site and removes a rock from the church's catacombs. Suddenly the evil interred beneath God's house is unleashed, resulting in horrific events that bring the city to its knees. Argento's stylized, spell-binding touch makes this one '80s creep show not to be missed. |
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| Santa Sangre (1989) |
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Blood may be thicker than water. But it's also the stuff of creepy psycho angst, as this '80s cult classic proves. After being confined in a mental hospital, a young man escapes and makes his way home. Through flashbacks we learn the cause of this psycho's troubles: his father - a religious fanatic circus performer - hacked off his wife's arms in front of his young son. All the grown escapee wants, however, is to rejoin his armless mother. Yet when he does she uses him to carry out her grisly revenge. It's a murderous little pick that makes this momma's boy hard to forget. |
| Pumpkinhead (1989) |
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Taking that battle with our inner demons to the extreme, this pick once again puts the spotlight on teens terrorized by evil forces. After a group of city kids heads to the country for a holiday, one is involved in an accident that kills a local storekeeper's son. |
Next up, the '90s. Have we missed any entries from the '80s that you love? Tell us.
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John Carpenter's The Thing. That was truely one of the most paranoid movies of it's time.
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Child's Play was huge in the 80's. That movie also spawned alot of terrible sequels.
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